I had never been to London before so when Bucky told me about a race there he had qualified for a year earlier I was all in to go. Walter and I flew separately from Geneva because Bucky's flight was being paid for by his company as part of his race qualification package, this becomes important later. We land in London and take the tube to Bucky's hotel (also paid for). The plan was for Bucky and another qualifier named Julian to sleep in the hotel while Walter and I slept at their brother Luke's place. Luke had just moved to London for work two days before we landed. Luke, Bucky, Walter, Julian and I all met up at the hotel and headed out for a night on the town. Apparently there was only one club in the area so we ended up at Tiger Tiger. A few highlights were: a guy to girl ratio of approximately 3:1; two men having sex in a bathroom stall being interrupted by the attendant right as I went in to urinate; really expensive beer; a high percentage of frat style bros. I am not planning on returning to Tiger Tiger. The rest of the trip went relatively the same way. We would wake up around noon, go see a few sights, find a pub to watch the World Cup (sidenote: Watching the World Cup in Europe is absolutely amazing. It is like having a Super Bowl every day for four weeks. Watching America vs. Belgium, in France, with a slew of drunken Belgians, was the most fun I have had watching a sporting event since Super Bowl XXXII. No exaggeration. Everyone should be watching the World Cup in Europe. I digress), then finding a club to go dance the night away. Watching Bucky's race was really fun. Especially since we had full access to the racer tent which was stocked with as much beer and food as you could handle. Julian's birthday was also on race day so we went to a club once again and had a very similar experience to the Tiger Tiger. Probably the best thing to happen on the trip was that Walter and I decided to just sleep on the floor in Bucky and Julian's hotel room since Luke lived so far away from everything. After getting back to the hotel after a day of sight seeing we found that the hotel maid had folded all of our clothes, organized all of our luggage, and actually made up two "beds" on the floor of the room! She put down sheets and even turned down the comforters! It was spectacular. I left her a thank you note and a tip. Our last night out we were up late again and slept just a little too long. We got a driver since the tube didn't run early enough in the morning and headed for the airport. Bucky was flying separately again so we went to drop him off first. Bucky told the driver he was flying on British Airways and the driver said they flew out of terminal 4. Bucky checked his booking, which said it was terminal 5, but the driver said terminal 5 didn't exist. Our driver was also adamant about not getting on the highway. His GPS kept telling him to get on the highway but he just kept on the side streets. Due to this ridiculous driving technique we were all cutting it really close. As soon as we got in range of the airport we started seeing signs for the terminals, even terminal 5, which the driver still refused to admit existed. Even with Bucky telling him we needed to go to terminal 5 the driver just wouldn't do it. So Bucky gets out and Walter and I continue on to terminal 2. I wasn't sure we were supposed to go to terminal 2, but I thought I remembered it from when we landed. We run into terminal 2 and are told by an information lady that I was indeed wrong and we were supposed to be in terminal 1. We sprint about a half mile (not exaggerating) over to terminal 1 and find the Swiss Air desk. We try to check in at the computer terminals but the only place they offer us to go is Brussels! I find an actual human to talk to and she informs us that we cannot check in within thirty minutes of our departure time. She starts looking for later flights for us when another woman walks up and just says, "Let them run. They look sprightly, just let them see if they can make it!" She informs us that our gate is the absolute furthest away from the check-in area but maybe we can make it. At this point we have 10 minutes before boarding ends. We get to security and despite the short lines we are trying to pass some people who are moving through very slowly. After getting scolded by a security lady I managed to get through the metal detector. Walter, of course, sets the machine off and starts getting a pat down by an agent. The guy asks him when our flight is and when Walter replies at 0700 the guy just says, "Man, you don't have time for this! You need to get moving!" Successfully through security with about 5 minutes before boarding closes we start our sprint to gate B36. If anyone had been to Heathrow airport, terminal 1, gate B36 you will know how desperate our situation was. It is a loooooong way from check-in. Sprinting as hard as we could we went down long corridors, up one escalator (turned off of course), down two escalators, down another long corridor, up another escalator, around a corner and down another long corridor, down yet another escalator, one more long corridor, up a final escalator and right to our gate to find it closed! Oh, but wait! Only the first class gate was closed! The economy gate was still open! Both of us were panting and dripping sweat, but we made the mile long trek in about 5 minutes and made our flight. Those first twenty minutes sitting in a cramped airplane seat between two other men, dripping sweat, were some of the most uncomfortable minutes of my recent memory. When we landed in Geneva we were not too surprised to find that Bucky was not there. Bucky, believe it or not, was supposed to fly out of the non-existent terminal 5 which was a bus ride away from terminal 4. Luckily we did manage to meet up with Bucky's girlfriend Ainsley and her friend Kristen, who were joining us for the next few days. Bucky managed to get on another flight an hour later so it wasn't too big of a deal, but he was very upset with that driver.